[AP] History

by Skeezix & BuMHeD

4/30/04 - After a 9-1 vote (for)....loyal [AP] Members start an unorganized (yet loveable) Clan.

5/10/04 - The [AP] tag is formally adopted - Original Founding Members include: Binary, Skeezix, Zion, John McClane, Dirty Harry, Ninja in Pyjamas, Homey, Meta Beta & Greyfox.

5/15/04 - CPA’s Dungeon is constructed and becomes local "hang-out" for Clan Members.

5/29/04 -  Clan Positions and responsibilities are assigned: Binary to lead Red Squad, Zion to lead Blue Squad, Skeezix to lead Green Squad, N.I.P. to lead Yellow Squad and John McClane to lead Purple Squad.

5/30/04 - Basic Clan Guidelines for Membership 1st established - [AP] Members must be: Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean and Reverent.  Clan Motto adopted: Sit Down, Shut Up & Have Fun. :) 

6/1/04 - eM aRe applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Blue Squad.

6/4/04 - Zion organizes 1st ever [AP] Royal Rumble; 4 Quarters Bull-Rope Match - Zion is promoted to Field Marshal and advances to Legion of Valor - Dirty Harry, John McClane and eM aRe advance to Legion of Merit. 

6/9/04 - John McClane is awarded 1st ever [AP] Medal of Honor for his Donation and Special Assignment.

6/10/04 - BuMHeD applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad.

6/11/04 - Assassin applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Blue Squad.

6/12/04 - Poland Art applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Red Squad.

6/15/04 - A Crowbar Football League is suggested by Skeezix

6/16/04 - Tenure-based Promotions include: Skeezix to Captain - BuMHeD to 2nd Lt.  1st ever Marksman Test held.

6/17/04 - Skeezix wins Pistol Weapons Sash in 1st ever Weapons Sash Event [(*) Pre-statistics days]

6/19/04 - Skeezix is "called out" by eM aRe and loses 31-18. eM takes the Pistol Sash. John McClane wins .357 Sash with 28. (*)

6/25/04 - Wonkavator applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Green Squad

6/26/04 - Merit-based Promotions include: Skeezix to Major - eM aRe to Captain, for contributions made to [AP] Web Site.

6/27/04 - Merit-based Promotions include: BuMHeD to 1st Lt., for [AP]2.5 Facilities Mgmt.  Skeezix is thrown into the [AP]Brig for failing to password-protect the Clan Web Site. eM aRe to act as Skeezix’s Counsel.

6/28/04 - Defiant applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Red Squad

6/29/04 - eM aRe Password Protects the [AP] Clan Web Site and Skeezix is released from the [AP] Brig, just in time for the Green vs Blue Squad Match. 11PM Lights-Outs Death-Match.  

6/30/04 - Construction of the luxurious [AP] Officer’s Club gets underway

7/1/04 - Merit-based promotions include: Wonkavator to NCO - Garion Oldwolf applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad 

7/2/04 - An ‘Impromptu" Clan match takes place vs. the [FF] Freedom Fighters Clan. Zion, NIP and BuMHeD do the [AP] Clan proud by winning a 2/3 "Scramble" Match. A ticker-tape convertible ride is organized through the parade grounds for the returning Heroes. As ticker-tape was not available at the time, most empty out their waste-paper baskets as they pass below. Clan is now "undefeated" in InterClan matches and future events should be planned with emphasis upon keeping it that way.

7/7/04 - Sub-0 applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad

7/23/04 - L’Assassino applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Red Squad

7/26/04 - Greyfox "calls out" eM for the coveted Pistol Sash. Greyfox wins 26-18-10 over eM aRe and Skeezix (*)

7/31/04 - Zombie Toe applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Green Squad

8/1/04 - Wally Headbanger applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Blue Squad.  Steam arrives.....like it or not.

8/5/04 - Zombie Toe is awarded the Marksman Medal in a record 4 rounds.

8/6/04 - CPA, Meta Beta, Zion, Skeezix and Zombie Toe paint the walls red in a fun-filled Green Squad Practice.  Meta Beta advances to Legion of Merit - Skeezix is awarded the Good Conduct medal - Zion becomes a "reluctant" Honorary Member of Green Squad.

8/9/04 - Merit-Based promotions include: John McClane and Homey to NCO

8/11/04 - Buu applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Green Squad. 

8/14/04 - Clan (Re)match vs. [FF]. Overall Clan Record drops to 1-1 (.500)

8/15/04 - Red Squad defeats Green Squad 1-0 in a "1st Blood" Match

8/16/04 - Merit-Based promotions include: Greyfox to Command Sergeant Major

8/18/04 - Merit-Based promotions include: eM aRe to Lt. Colonel for his outstanding work on the new [AP] Web Site and....for "spawning" new Clan Members - Welcome to the World [AP]Master Zach :)

8/27/04 - Skeezix and Zombie Toe develop "Office Killbox".

8/28/04 - Greyfox defeats Assassin & Skeezix in a Gasworks Tau-Fest Clan Practice.  Taz makes a surprise visit

8/30/04 - 1st ever [AP] Get2Gether: Original Hooter’s, Clearwater, FL. - Skeezix, John McClane & BuMHeD attend.

9/6/04 - Purple Dino apples for Clan Membership and is assigned, of course, to Purple Squad

9/11/04 - Excellent Clan Practice. Zion and Homey rough-up Skeezix, Assassin and Garion in a challenging handicap match. Garion and Assassin pass NIP’s Jump Test: Level 3 . Xerairre applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Red Squad

9/12/04 - Blue Squad decimates Green Squad in 357 duel-style match 17-1.

9/14/04 - Marksman Test cancelled in honor of [AP]2’s last day.

9/15/04 - [AP]3’s Opening Day Event - BuMHeD defeats Assassin and Skeezix for the coveted Shotgun Sash (*)

9/18/04 - Zion, BuMHeD and Sub-Zero take it to [FF] in our mod and theirs. Clan Record goes to 2-1

9/22/04 - Merit-Based promotions include: John McClane to Captain - BuMHeD wins X-Bow Sash Competition (*)

9/23/04 - Merit-Based promotions include: BuMHeD to Major.

9/24/04 - 2 new Tournaments added, Summer [AP] Dream-Team (4 best [AP] players) and [AP] MapMasters. See your Squad Leader for details .

9/27/04 - mmmlemons applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Red Squad

10/1/04 - Merit-Based promotions include: Greyfox to NCO - Sub-0 to 1st. Sergeant 

10/6/04 - Brand-New [AP]3 Forum up and running.....Donations for Forum/Server/Web Site maintenance, now being accepted.  Nothing says "I care" like a little extra cash.  :)

10/7/04 - Binary, Skeezix and eM aRe compete in an extremely "unorthodox" (but hilarious) Clan Practice.....ew, what a mess

10/8/04 - [USMCc] Fails to show for planned Clan vs Clan action.....Certificates of Participations are awarded to Binary, Defiant, eM aRe, BuMHeD and Zion for their patience.  Overall Clan Record goes to 3-1.

10/9/04 - Red Squad beats [666] MotB like Red-Headed Step-Children.  Binary advances to Legion of Valor and is awarded the prestigious Iron Cross.  Overall Clan Record goes to 4-1

10/10/04 - Gunnergetcha applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Blue Squad.

10/11/04 - BuMHeD wins the 1st ever [AP] MapMaster Match: Gasworks.

10/12/04 - StrikerAce applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad.

10/22/04 - Joker applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad

10/23/04 - SoulPaladin applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad.

10/26/04 - Blue Squad practice turns into an Obscure Weapons fun-fest w/Zion, BuMHeD, Meta Beta, Skeezix and Assassin trading squid-spit headshots

10/31/04 - Skeezix’s Midnight Halloween Crowbar Party I.  BuMHeD, Joker, Skeezix and Zombie Toe play a deadly game of Trick-or-Treat.

11/01/04 - [AP] Buzz is born and becomes Official Clan Mascot. (1/2 lab, 1/4 chow, 1/4 rot)

11/2/04 - Gunnergetcha wins [AP] MapMaster Match : Rapidcore.

11/3/04 - Merit-Based promotions include: BuMHeD to Colonel - John McClane to Major - mmmlemons to Gunnery Sergeant

11/4/04 - Celeborn applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Red Squad

11/5/04 - Garion Oldwolf, Joker, BuMHeD, mmmlemons and Homey participate in a team-play Clan Practice with mmmlemons winning the 1st match and Homey winning the 2nd.

11/7/04 - [AP] whoops up on [FF] in a no-holds bar festival of fraggin’.  Overall Clan record goes to 5-1

11/8/04 - Gunnergetcha wins [AP] MapMaster Match: Bounce.

11/15/04 - BuMHeD wins [AP] MapMaster Match: Boot Camp. Sub-Zero is awarded the Good Conduct Medal.  Homey, Purple Dino & Joker receive Certificates of Participation.

11/21/04 - Blue Squad beats Green Squad in a time-restricted Grudge Match

11/22/04 - Skeezix wins [AP] MapMaster Match: Datacore 

11/23/04 - AP] Leaders retire the jerseys of: Soupy [#99] and Crim [#1]  into the [AP] Founders Hall of Fame during a short but dignified service. Merit-Based Promotions include: Assassin to Captian - L’Assasino to 1st Lieutenant - Homey to 2nd Lieutenant - Garion Oldwolf to Command Sergeant - Mmmlemons to 1st Sgt. - GunnerGetcha to Gunnery Sgt. - Joker & Celeborn to Drill Sgts. Big Buu and Poland Art drop down to Orange Squad. (Inactive w/o notice for 3+ months)

12/1-31/04 - Test Beta-Bots run amuck and destroy all December archives.  Bots are taken out to the [AP] Proving Grounds and are summarily executed on 12/31

1/1/05 - Slicepaperwrists applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad

1/2/05 - Doke applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Green Squad

1/3/05 - Deadweight applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad

1/8/05 - mmmLemons wins the clan practice match and advances to Legionnaire of Valor

1/11/05 - Arcanis applies for Clan membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad

1/12/05 - MaHoNeY applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Green Squad

1/13/05 - nOgRaffiX applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad

1/14/05 - NIP transfers to Purple Squad

1/16/05 - PulpySnowBoy applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Blue Squad. [AP] Loses a hard-fought match to [FF]......Good News is: L’Assassino & PulpySnowBoy advance to Legionnaires of Merit.  Overall Clan Record drops to 5-2.

1/18/05 - Wise applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Green Squad

1/20/05 - Clearwater, FL. USA is designated [AP] Headquarters - Stop by and visit like John McClane did

1/22/05 - Skeezix advances to Legion of Honor

1/24/05 - MeNaCe applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Blue Squad

1/29/05 - PulpySnowBoy advances to Legionnaire of Valor after winning a Clan Practice Match

1/31/05 - Joker wins a furious MapMaster Match: Killbox and is promoted to Gunnery Sgt. Arcanis is promoted to Drill Sgt.  Wonkavator drops down to Orange Squad.

2/2/05 - Wise is sent to the [AP] Brig for behavior unbecoming a member

2/5/05 - Assassin wins the 1st ever [AP] Royal-Rumble (Classic Deathmatch) and advances to Legionnaire of Merit.

2/6/05 - Blue Squad Beats Yellow Squad 50-40

2/11/06 - Wise escapes from the [AP] Brig and goes AWOL. All [AP] Rights and Privileges are stripped

2/13/06 - Blue Squad wins no-show forfeit over Red Squad

2/14/06 - BuMHeD wins a brutal MapMasters Match: Crowbar 

2/23/05 - [Poland]Art drops from Orange Squad. SlicePW is promoted to Drill Sgt. MeNaCe is promoted to 1st Sgt. Striker Ace and Poppadom drop to Orange Squad. Stats for Server Awards (2/05) start Today

2/26/05 - Spanish-Soldier applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Red Squad

2/27/05 - Son of Liberty applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Green Squad 

2/28/05 - BuMHeD wins MapMaster Match: Phallick Map and is not ashamed. Skeezix and BuMHeD toast Clan accomplishments at end-o-da-month Get2gether, Varsity Club, Clearwater, FL

3/1/05 - DeviousAngel & Sh33p apply for Clan Membership and are assigned to Blue Squad. 1st ever [AP] Server Awards Dinner. Merit-based Promotions include: John McClane to Lt. Colonel - Purple Dino to First Sgt. - PulpySnowBoy to Drill Sgt. - John McClane is awarded Clan Bounty Hunter for February. Ass@ssin remains Clan DeathStalker and transfers to Purple Squad.

3/5/05 - MeNaCe wins 1st ever NO WAY OUT Xbow match

3/6/05 - Blue Squad defeats Yellow Squad 50 to 36

3/10/05 - Scandalis wins [AP] Dream-Team Qualifying Match and advances to Legionnaire of Merit

3/13/05 - [AP] defeats [USMC].  Overall Clan record improves to 6-2

3/19/05 - L’Assassino wins 1st ever Armageddon Shotgun match

3/20/05 - Zion hosts [AP] Get-2-gether in Bone Hill, S.C.  BuMHeD attends

3/21/05 - Blue Squad defeats Purple Squad 50 to 41

3/30/05 - Skeezix, BuMHeD & DeadWeight toast Clan accomplishments at Crawford Ker’s Wing House, Palm Harbor, FL

4/1/05 - Server Awards Dinner (Back Woods Party). Merit Based Promotions include: L’Assassino to Captain - Adam to Command Sgt. Major - Purple Dino to Command Sgt. - Joker to Command Sgt. - Mmmlemons to First Sgt. - SlicePW to Drill Sgt. - Scandalis to Sgt. 1st Class. Homey drops to Orange Squad - Wonkavator returns to Purple Squad.

4/21/05 - [DADS] defeats [AP]. John McClane advances to Legion of Honor.  Overall Clan record drops to 6-3

4/22/05 - FBL applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Purple Squad

4/23/05 - Saved applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad.  Red Squad Beats Purple Squad 56 to 55 - Blue Squad beats Green Squad 44 to 35

4/24/05 - Trughetto applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Red Squad

4/25/05 - SnipeZ applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad

4/26/05 - Pimpkillah applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Green Squad

4/30/05 - [AP] celebrates 1st Cl"an-niversary".  [AP]4 comes on-line w/20 player slots.

5/30/05 - Merit Based Promotions include: Binary to Lt. General - John McClane to Colonel - L’Assassino to Major - Garion to NCO - PulpySnowboy to Gunnery Sgt.  Tenure Based Promotions include: Zombie Toe to Command Sgt. Major - Wally to 1st Sgt. - Menace to Drill Sgt. - Son of Liberty to Sgt. 1st Class - Pimpkillah to Staff Sgt. and SnipeZ to Sgt. @ Arms.

6/1/05 - Clan Server Awards Black-Tie Dinner.  Purple Dino wins Gold Star Server Award.  Assassin becomes new Clan Bounty Hunter.

6/5/05 - [AP] defeats [FF].  Overall Clan record improves to 7-3. Joker advances to Legion of Valor.  Zion is awarded the Bronze Star.

6/6/05 - [TcK] defeats [AP]. Overall Clan record drops to 7-4. DeadWeight is awarded Good Conduct Medal 

6/7/05 - Afuller applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Blue Squad

6/8/05 - Murtimus applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Green Squad.  Menace transfers to Red Squad.  Dirty Harry transfers to Purple Squad.

6/9/05 - Trughetto is awarded the Medal of Honor.  [EuV] defeats [AP].  Overall Clan record drops to 7-5.

6/10/05 - FBL advances to Legion of Merit.  Trughetto is awarded Good Conduct Medal.

6/13/05 - [S3] defeats [AP].  Overall Clan record drops to 7-6.

6/17/05 - Smoker applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad.

6/19/05 - Murtimus advances to Legion of Merit - Trughetto advances to Legion of Merit. [GwJ] defeats [AP]. Overall Clan Record drops to 7-7.

6/20/05 - Smoker advances to Legion of Merit

6/21/05 - Trughetto advances to Legion of Valor

6/22/05 - Zombie Toe advances to Legion of Valor.  Cupcake applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Red Squad.  Wally transfers to Purple Squad. 

6/23/05 - Joker advances to Legion of Honor.

6/24/05 - Assassin advances to Legion of Valor.

6/25/05 - Binary advances to Legion of Honor.

6/26/05 - Murtimus advances to Legion of Valor.

6/27/05 - GunnerGetcha advances to Legion of Honor. 

6/28/05 - John McClane & DeadWeight are awarded the [AP] Imperial Medal of Honor.....the Clan’s Highest Award

6/29/05 - Murtimus is awarded the [AP] Medal of Honor

6/30/05 - Skeezix, Binary, Zion, John McClane, BuMHeD, Dirty Harry & Assassin are awarded the [AP] Distinguished Service Cross for 1 year in the Clan as Members in Good Standing.

7/1/05 - Black-Tie server Awards Dinner - BuMHed is promoted to Major General - John MCClane is promoted to Lt. General - Assassin is promoted to Lt. Colonel - Dirty Harry is promoted to 2nd Lt. - Joker is promoted to Command Sgt. Major - DeadWeight is promoted to Drill Sgt. - Trughetto is promoted to Sgt. 1st Class - Binary wins Server’s Gold Medal - Meta Beta wins Server’s Silver Medal - Assassin is named Clan Bounty Hunter for June - Homey retains Satchel Sash - Purple Dino is awarded Crowbar Sash - Assassin retains Snark Sash - Dirty Harry retains Pistol Sash - FBL is awarded X-Bolt Sash - Dirty Harry retains Hand Grenade Sash - Smoker is awarded Squid Spit Sash - Trughetto is awarded the Multi-Zap Sash - Xerraire transfers to Orange Squad.

7/3/05 - PulpySnowboy is awarded the [AP] Bronze Star

7/4/05 - Illadelphia advances to Legion of Merit

7/5/05 - Trughetto advances to Legion of Honor

7/7/05 - Garion is awarded the 1st ever [AP] War Cross

7/8/05 - Greyfox drops from the Clan due to extended inactivity (6 months)

7/30/05 - Binary wins 1st Ever [AP] Dream-Team Tournament over Trughetto

8/1/05 - Black-Tie server Awards Dinner - Merit-Based Promotions include: Binary to Lt. General, Joker to NCO, Gunnergetcha to Sgt. 1st Class, Trughetto to Master Sgt.  Meta Beta retains Silver Medal.  Assassin retains [AP] Bounty Hunter Title for July.  Distinguished Service Crosses to: L’Assassino, Defiant, Garion Oldwolf, Sub-O & Zombie Toe.  John McClane is awarded Pistol Sash - Zombie Toe is awarded the Crowbar Sash and retains Flying Crowbar Sash - Assassin is awarded 9mmAR Grenade Sash, RPG Sash and retains Snark Sash - Defiant is awarded X-Bolt Sash - Purple Dino is awarded The Multi-Zap Sash and the Lighting Bolt Sash - Homey retains Satchel Sash - Afuller is awarded Squid Spit Sash - Mmmlemons transfers to Orange Squad.

8/2/05 - BuMHeD and Skeezix toast Clan accomplishments at Beef O Brady’s, Clearwater, FL.

8/3/05 - Field Marshall Zion is awarded the [AP] Medal of Honor for his generous contribution.

8/9/05 - [AP] defeats [*V&M*].  Overall Clan record improves to 8-7.  Binary is awarded the Bronze Star.

8/17/05 -  Tenure-based promotions include;  Son of Liberty to Master Sgt. & Illadelphia to Sgt. 1st Class.  Doke drops from the Clan due to extended inactivity. 

9/1/05 - Black-Tie server Awards Dinner - Binary Wins Gold Medal.  CPA wins Silver Medal.  Zion wins Bronze Medal and becomes Clan Bounty Hunter.  McClane retains Pistol Sash - Afuller is awarded the Magnum, Flying Crowbar, Snark and Multizap Sashes - Homey is awarded the Crowbar Sash and retains the Satchel Sash - PulpySnowBoy is awarded the X-Bolt Sash - Skeezix is awarded the Squid Spit Sash - Big Buu is awarded the Distinguished Service Cross - Wally Headbanger transfers to Orange Squad.

9/13/05 - Churchill applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Blue Squad

9/28/05 - Mmmlemons returns to Red Squad

9/30/05 - BuMHeD and Skeezix toast Clan accomplishments at [AP] Headquarters.....Beef's

10/1/05 - Black-Tie Server Awards Dinner - Merit-Based Promotions include: Binary to Major General.  Tenure-Based Promotions include: Menace to Drill Sgt., Nograffix to Master Sgt. & SnipeZ to Sgt. 1st Class.  Binary retains Gold Medal.  Meta Beta wins Silver Medal. - Afuller becomes Clan Bounty Hunter  - Zombie Toe is awarded the Crowbar and Flying Crowbar Sash - L'Assassino is awarded the Pistol Sash - Afuller is awarded the X-Bolt Sash and retains the Snark & Multizap Sash - Homey retains the Satchel Sash - DeadWeight is awarded the Tau Cannon Sash - Homey and Mmmlemons are awarded the Distinguished Service Cross. Dirty Harry transfers to Orange Squad - Xerraire drops from Orange Squad

10/2/05 - [AP] defeats [USMCc].  Overall Clan record improves to 9-7.

10/3/05 - Chiliwhipper & Aud!o apply for Clan Membership and are assigned to Blue Squad.

10/4/05 - Cupcake advances to Legion of Merit.

10/5/05 - eM aRe returns to Purple Squad.

10/7/05 - Sr. Officer's Meeting in [AP]4.  

10/8/05 - [AP] defeats [USMCc].  Overall Clan record improves to 10-7.  Chiliwhipper advances to Legion of Merit and is awarded the Good Conduct Medal.

10/9/05 - Dirty Harry returns to Purple Squad

10/12/05 - IdleHandZ applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Green Squad.  Meta Beta transfers to Purple Squad.

10/17/05 - FBL, Purple Dino & Saved seek greener pastures at [VN].  All membership privileges revoked.

10/26/05 - [USMCc] defeats [AP] AG-style.  Overall Clan record drops to 10-8

10/31-11/1/05 - Skeezix's Midnight Halloween Crowbar Party II.  Had a great time, until the cops showed up.  Special thanks to: BuMHeD, Zion, Zombie Toe, PulpySB, Menace & IdleHandZ.  :)

11/1/05 - Black-Tie Server Awards Dinner - Merit-Based Promotions include: Skeezix to Brig. General, Zombie Toe to NCO, PulpySnowBoy to 1st Sgt., Menace to Gunnery Sgt, Smoker to Sgt. 1st Class,  Yo Daddy to Sgt. 1st Class & IdleHandZ to Staff Sgt.  Tenure-Based Promotions include: Gunnergetcha to Command Sgt.,  WallyHB to 1st Sgt., Celeborn to Gunnery Sgt., Striker Ace to Drill Sgt., Trughetto to Drill Sgt., Spanish-Soldier to Master Sgt., Devious Angel to Master Sgt., Rambo to Sgt. 1st Class & Aud!o to Staff Sgt.  Binary retains Gold Medal - Assassin is named [AP] Death Stalker - Smoker is named [AP] Bounty Hunter for October - Dirty Harry is awarded Pistol Sash, Hand Grenade Sash, Squid Spit & Lightning Bolt Sash - Zombie Toe retains Crowbar & Flying Crowbar Sash, wins MultiZap Sash - CPA is awarded X-Bow Sash - BuMHeD is awarded X-Bolt Sash - Assassin is awarded Snark Sash - John McClane is awarded Tau Cannon Sash - Wonkavator & Joker are awarded the Distinguished Service Cross - Menace and Trughetto are presented with Officer Training Awards. N.I.P. transfers to Orange Squad.  Wally transfers to Purple Squad

11/17/05 - Marine applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Green Squad.

11/26/05 - [AP] defeats [EmP].  Overall Clan record improves to 11-8 

11/28/05 - Colin and WhiskeyGuy apply for Clan Membership and are assigned to Yellow and Red Squads respectively

12/1/05 - Black-Tie Server Awards Dinner - Binary retains Gold Medal - Meta Beta is awarded Silver Medal - Zion is awarded Bronze Medal - Dirty Harry is named [AP] Bounty Hunter for November - Gunnergetcha is awarded the Distinguished Service Cross - Dirty Harry retains Pistol  & Lightning Bolt Sashes - Dirty Harry is awarded Magnum & Multi-Zap Sashes - Assassin is awarded the 9mm Grenade & Hand Grenade Sashes and retains the Snark Sash - PulpySnowboy is awarded the X-Bolt Sash - Skeezix is awarded the Squid-Spit Sash - MeNaCe is awarded the Tau Cannon Sash - N.I.P. returns to Purple Squad - Wonkavator transfers to Orange Squad

12/19/05 - [AP] defeats [FF].  Overall Clan record improves to 12-8.  Dirty Harry advances to Legion of Valor.

12/23/05 - Entity applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Yellow Squad - Smoker transfers to Purple Squad.

12/28/05 - Bug applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Red Squad

1/1/06 - Black-Tie Server Awards Dinner - Merit-Based Promotions include; Dirty Harry to 1st Lieutenant and Garion  to 2nd Lieutenant - Binary is awarded Silver Medal - Meta Beta is awarded Bronze Medal - Assassin is named [AP] Death Stalker for December - John McClane is named [AP] Bounty Hunter for November - PulpySnowBoy is awarded the Distinguished Service Cross - Assassin is awarded RPG Sash, retains 9mm Grenade & Snark Sash - PulpySnowBoy retains X-Bolt Sash - John McClane is awarded the Multi-Zap Sash - eM aRe is awarded the Lightning Bolt Sash - DeadWeight is awarded the Tau Cannon Sash - Wonkavator returns to Purple Squad - Celeborn transfers to Orange Squad.

1/10/06 - Iron Ringer applies for Clan Membership and is assigned to Red Squad

1/18-19/06 - Fantastic turnout for Skeezix's Midnight Crowbar Birthday Party - Thanks to BuM, McClane, Dirty Harry, PulpySnowboy, MeNaCe, Entity & Bug for making it a great time!

1/20/06 - Murtimus is awarded the Clan's 1st ever [AP] Scholar Award

1/21/06 - Binary receives a Silver Life Saving Award for reviving Smoker

1/22/06 - Smoker requests transfer to Red Squad.

1/23/06 - Bug wins Gasworks MapMasters and advances to Legion of Merit

1/28/06 - Yellow Squad beats Blue Squad 50-37

1/29/06 - Students vs Masters Match - Colin, Dirty Harry, Johnny Rocket, PulpySnowboy, Bug, Iron Ringer, L'Assassino, Smoker, Da Clown & Blondie attend.  Students (somehow) prevail - Colin advances to Legion of Merit

1/31/06 - Iron Ringer wins [AP] Royal-Rumble and advances to Legion of Merit. 

2/1/06 - Black-Tie Server Awards Dinner - Merit-Based Promotions include; L'Assassino to Lt. Colonel, Dirty Harry to Major, PulpySnowboy to NCO, Deadweight to Gunnery Sgt., Murtimus to Sgt. 1st Class, Bug to Staff Sgt.  Binary is awarded Gold Medal, Meta Beta is awarded the Silver Medal, Zion is awarded the Bronze Medal,  Assassin retains DeathStalker award, Binary receives 1st-ever Skull & Bones Award - Iron Ringer is named Clan Bounty Hunter for January - [AP] Medals of Honor to; PulpySnowBoy, Homey & Bug - Mmmlemons is awarded the Distinguished Service Cross - PulpySnowboy receives Officer Training Award - Weapon Sash Winners; Smoker - Crowbar / Skeezix - Flying Crowbar / Dirty Harry - Pistol,.357 & Squid Spit / Assassin - 9mmAR, 9mmGrenade, RPG, Hand Grenade & Snarks / Iron Ringer - Shotgun & X-Bow, Colin - X-Bolt / Homey - Satchels / PulpySnowboy - Multi-Zap / Binary - Lightning Bolt.  Striker-Ace transfers to Orange Squad